jf_franklin ([info]jf_franklin) wrote,
@ 2007-03-20 18:19:00
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Current mood:ifpw

WeB-speak
Many thanks to the fan who shall remain anonymous that assisted in the re-formatting of my poust so it shall be easier to read and enjoy and study.


Brb – Bereave Regal Badgers
          example:
          Groundhogdai: So what do you wanna do tomorrow
          JF_Franklin: Brb

Omg – Other Mammal Genera
          example:
          Biologist1: …Prunella, Anura, Aotus. Anything else?
          JF_Franklin: Omg please

Afk – Ailing with Fever and Kalazar
          example:
          Prof_Douche: So why were you tardy today?
          JF_Franklin: I was afk

Wtf – Wearing a Tiara with Frills
          example:
          MFoley: So what're you wearing
          JF_Franklin: Wtf

Ttyl – Taunt Tireless Yachtsmen Languidly
          example:
          Poseidome: so what'd you do last weekend
          JF_Franklin: Ttyl

Lol – Lanolin or Lace
          example:
          Todd_Oldham: What's that shirt made of?
          JF_Franklin: Lol I think

Lm(f)ao – Living Miles (From) An Orphanage
          example:
          Ctzn_kn: so how do you get to your house? Are you by the Fairfield orphanage?
          JF_Franklin: no that was my old house. Now I'm lmfao

Rofl(mao) –Roar Ostentatiously, Frequently Like (chairman MAO)
          example:
          JF_Franklin: when I watch old Chinese propaganda I Roflmao

K – Kreme
          example:
          PBD_Boy: What's your favorite doughnut filling
          JF_Franklin: K

w/e – Well/Estimated
          example:
          JF_Franklin: How many jews died in the holocaust?
          Hiliter88: 6 million
          JF_Franklin: w/e

jk – Jelly Kreme
          example:
          PBD_Boy: what about Danish?
          JF_franklin: Jk

y? – Yahrzeit?
          example:v
          JF_Franklin: Where were you?
          Moisha03: Away
          JF_Franklin: y?
          Moisha03: no, I'm just sick

u – Ubiquitous
          example:
          Jff_Luvr: what would be one word to describe you?
          JF_Franklin: u

im(h)o – Isn't Much, (Half) Open
          example:
          Tinydancer: how wide open is your door?
          JF_Franklin: imho


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[info]horsdumonde
2007-03-21 03:50 pm UTC (link)
How do you do. A most valuable document and a key to the younger generation; for this I thank you. How do you know all this?

The World Wide Web continues to fascinate one.

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[info]jf_franklin
2007-03-21 07:13 pm UTC (link)
You're welcome. I am a self-taught interneteur if I may say so myself. I have picked up various WeB-speak codes from observing children's conversations. I do feel as though I am unearthing a new generation. I'm really getting the hang of this Internet.

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You are a motherfucking genius.
[info]universaldonor
2007-03-21 06:31 pm UTC (link)
See subject line ^

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Re: You are a motherfucking genius.
[info]jf_franklin
2007-03-21 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Why Thank you mr. donor

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[info]truly_imperia
2007-03-23 12:45 am UTC (link)
Quite. However these WeB-speak codes are tiresome, and children should be seen and not heard, I always say.

I recommend you assign a punishment for each misuse of WeB-Speak involving a ruler and force the offender to wear a Cap.

I think the Inter-Net should be illegal.

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[info]jf_franklin
2007-03-23 01:59 am UTC (link)
oh näive impair-ia. children are our future. To punish kids would be equivocal to reprimanding an ocelot for have only 5 gems on his lapel. Just because 6 is the norm, doesn't mean this ocelot isn't an individual. I hope this clears things up as I wouldn't dare punish a child. Unless of course he acted incredibly out of hand (ie Kid: After doing 4 hours of homework and frice washing the dishes, I would like to play with my pince-nez action figure). a mere 4 hours? a ruler for him. but that's an extreme.

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